Sometimes I wish I was a bit quicker of wit and less honest. Before I gave in and admitted that I was making it up, I almost had a friend convinced that Tricia Helfer was going to play Rover in the remake of The Prisoner.

I’ve seen the trailer for King Kong about 7,492 times already and have no intention of stopping.

Richard Griffiths is my new hero.

Let’s face it, Daleks In Lesbian Sex Romp is a bizarre enough headline as it is, but it’s the quote from Terry Nation’s estate that just pushes this over the edge into Salvadore Dali-land. “The reason the Daleks are still the most sinister thing in the universe is because they do not make things like porn.”

Ooooookay. It’s not that I don’t follow the logic, but…