James, Erin and I came up with a new tongue-twister this weekend: "Eminem eliminates anenomes."

Short, simple, to the point, but that's no reason it can't be needlessly complicated further. Right now I'm going with "Eminem eliminates his enemies' anenomes' amenities." Still needs polishing, though.

On an unrelated note, my sister was kind enough to drop off a hand-me-down futon at my house a few weeks ago, so now I have a futon. And if I eat my dinner while sitting on it, I'll have food on the futon. And if someone steps in my dinner while I'm trying to eat it, I'll have their foot in my food on the futon. And if I hold a grudge about that and we end up fighting over the incident for years, it'll be a feud on the foot in the food on the futon. And if the fight is narrated with colour commentary by a cartoon hunter named Elmer, that'll be Fudd on the feud on the foot in the food on the futon. I'll stop now.