I just saw an ad for the videogame Tomb Raider: Legend for the PSP, which as you may know is a portable, hand-held videogame system.

Now, those of us who haven't actually played the games still know that the character Lara Croft is best known in the outside world for her huge... tracts of land, right?

The tagline for the ad was "Put Lara in the palm of your hand."

If I have to include a punchline here, then you're too young to be reading this.

Speaking of which: Robot Chicken. Seth Green. Action figure stop-motion theatre. The blackest black of black comedy, that makes you laugh in order to stop you from turning on the gas. Why does nobody tell me these things exist? Why do I have to find these things out for myself?