How did we survive the '70s?
It's very possible that, one of these days, somebody in the closed-captioning department is going to snap and start making up their own dialogue rather than transcribing what's being said on screen...
Miss Cosmos: Since I've been aboard your cruiser, the Lyran Queen, I sense that someone has been watching me.
Captain: Well, that's very regrettable, Miss Cosmos, but... this is, after all, simply a leisure ship. We have no special safeguards for our passengers, no matter how valuable they may be.
Miss Cosmos: I just wanted you to know my concern.
Captain: (awkward pause) Ah, your quarters... you find them comfortable? More forest scent, perhaps?
(snap)
Miss Cosmos: Yes, please, a hint of new car smell will certainly help to take my mind off my stalker, you jackass. Jesus frickin' Christ, no wonder I had to remind you of the name of your own ship.
Keep an eye out.
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