On one of today's two Hypaspace segments, filmed as filler for the Space channel, it was announced that the DVD release of the movie Crank will have a special audio option, so that you can watch Chev Chelios drive his car through the middle of a crowded shopping mall; screw his girlfriend in public; hold a gun on a doctor and force him to zap Chev with a defibrillator, which blasts Chev back into an elevator without causing his finger to spasm on the trigger and shoot anybody; and just generally murder any number of people... you can see all of this while resting assured that all of the naughty words in the movie have been replaced by family-friendly dialogue so that you won't hear any bad language. Because that would be wrong.

And then James Bow goes and posts this.

I want a medal for continuing to get out of bed in the morning. I want a freaking medal.

(Adjective edited to protect sensitive ears. Of course. Wouldn't want argh argh argh ARRRRGH)