Speaking with Brandon:
"What's that?"
"Oh, that's a new show we're going to caption. Kelly Osbourne's Turning Japanese."
"Ah."
"She's really turning Japanese. I really think so."
"...I have no idea what any of the other lyrics to that song are, otherwise I'd be continuing this riff."
"Yeah, neither do I."
"Turning Japanese."
"I think she's turning Japanese. I really think so."
"I thought it was Gwen Stefani who was turning Japanese."
"They could fight over which one of them is more Japanese."
"The first one to commit seppuku wins."
"Harajuku kamikaze!"
"I would pay to see William Shatner sing Turning Japanese."
"That would be made of awesome."
"Once. I would pay to see him sing it, once."
My God, man! Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds and I Want to Sex You Up wasn’t enough for you?!
“I’m… Slim Shady. Yes… I’m the real… Shady.”
He found a way.