Ambassador Duvoe, on getting dressed for the occasion:
"I think I will forego the rest of the decorations, Rolla. They might seem a bit pretentious. And I believe I will wear the cape."
Got nothin' to add to this one.
From thestar.com: Big tobacco asks top court to ease ad rules
Who wants to help them come up with some new and exciting truth-in-advertising taglines?
"Cigarettes: They're not very likely to kill you in the short term."
"Cigarettes: Two lungs means you have one spare!"
Cigarettes don’t kill. It’s smoking them that kills.