Shaolin sorcery martial skills aren't for catching girls.
If you slit the wrists of a virgin at the moment she experiences her first orgasm, make a fluid out of her backbone, and boil it in peach blossom roots for 100 days, you will acquire a Magic Love Fluid that will enable you to triumph over the forces of evil.
Chinese vampires can be defeated by tricking them into stepping on a rake a la Sideshow Bob so that the pointy tines fly up and pierce their skull. Unless that guy was the Dragon. I lost track.
“If you slit the wrists of a virgin at the moment she experiences her first orgasm…”
What, you didn’t already know that?
What’s an “orgasm”?