I just got a FunWall post from a Facebook Friend, telling me that if I pass the message on to 11 more people then God will grant my dearest wish at 11:11.
This despite the fact that my Facebook profile clearly states that (i) I'm an atheist and (ii) I've joined a group called "No, I Don't Care If I Die at 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter." Some people just don't pay attention to detail.
I got around it by wishing I was dead. Now, either way, it's a no-score win.


Good heavens. You couldn’t just wish for the death of chain mail?