"How's it going?"
"Not bad. Working on Robotech."
"Lot of those to get through."
"Well, at least there's a story to it."
"Using an untested Robotech device, Captain Gloval inadvertently transports Macross Island and its surroundings into deep space orbit around the planet Pluto!"
"The planet Pluto? Man, that's dated."
"And somewhere, Pluto cries a sad, icy tear."
"I used to be one of the cool guys."
"And the other planets turn away, scoffing. Bah, they say, you're not one of us now."
"But you just wait. One day, Santa will go out there because Pluto's the only one who can guide his sleigh. And the other planets will hang their heads in shame. And then Pluto will kill them all! Ha! Who's laughing now, fat boy?"
"..."
"And on that note, I'm going away now."
"Thank you."
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