Thanks to Allyn Gibson's blog, I just found The Shakespeare Quote Generator, which substitutes an either random or pre-selected word into a Shakespearian quote. Nifty and completely useless, like so much of the Internet. Here are a few I got from adding in my name:

"This above all: to thine own Cameron be true."
"Never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet, and her Cameron."
"Presume not that I am the Cameron I was."
"Now is the Cameron of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of York."
"Let's carve him as a dish fit for the Cameron, not hew him as a carcass fit for hounds."
"Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and Cameron bubble."

Hours of fun, I can tell. And I swear to you that I'd gotten this far in typing the entry before I remembered that Allyn Gibson once quoted something that I'd written in pseudo-Shakespearian style in one of his Usenet sigs.