Is it just me or does the top picture here make the Large Hadron Collider look kinda vaguely Cthulhu-like?
Also, if the Master killed a married advertising executive in order to make sure that the LHC opened on time (1, 2, 3) then I take no responsibility whatsoever.
A 26 km collinder?
Who really needs to strain that much spaghetti?
Certainly NOT the Flying Spaghetti Monster (All Hail His Noodly Appendage)!