Just popped onto eBay to look for obscure Dr. Who stuff. While I was there, I also checked out the feedback I'd given to others in the past. I'd done so twice. One comment said "Prompt, efficient and courteous service." The other said "Prompt and efficient."

First thought?

Shit shit shit, the other guy's going to think I thought he wasn't courteous! You stupid thoughtless insensitive bastard! People will glare at you and spit on your shoes when you walk past them on the street!

There's something so wrong with me.