Why is this still an issue? Seriously, why? Ally McBeal and Drop Dead Gorgeous were both nearly a decade ago. Why does Gwyneth Paltrow, in Iron Man, look as if she weighs about 30 pounds?
No, that's harsh. That's going too far. I'm sorry, there's no need to be cruel. Let's be fair here. Let's say 35.
I mean, come the hell on now, she doesn't look in the least bit appealing or sexy, she looks like Bob Geldof should be holding a concert for her. I got paper cuts on my eyeballs just from looking at her cheekbones. I'd be afraid to say "Hello" to her for fear that the gust of wind would blow her out into the street. She looks like someone made a balloon of Kirsten Dunst, stuck a hose in the back of its neck and inhaled for ten seconds. I could go on.
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