From today's Social Studies in the Globe and Mail:
"Human evolution is grinding to a halt because of a shortage of older fathers in the West, according to a leading genetics expert," Julia Belluz writes in The Times of London. "Fathers over the age of 35 are more likely to pass on mutations, according to Professor Steve Jones of University College London."
Therefore, logically, if Intelligent Design proponents want to put an end to evolution, they should be encouraging teenagers to have sex.
Which they seem to be able to do by advocating abstinence-only sex education. Hmm…
BRILLIANT! Yes… “God sayeth unto thee: Thou shalt not have hot, steamy, nubile, erotic underage sex!”
“Now please excuse me while I dim the lights, put on some Barry White and leave you two aloooone”