The television will not be revolutionised

"So what shows were you working on today?"

"Lassie in the morning, Torchwood in the afternoon."

"That's quite the difference."

"In the morning, a heroic dog ushers cute wildlife away from the danger area so they won't be harmed when loggers cut down the tops of trees. In the afternoon, an innocent suburban couple is brutally slaughtered and the word TORCHWOOD is written on their bedroom wall in their own blood."

"Television has moved on in the last fifty years."

"And it's all the same world."

"They should remake Lassie. Urban Lassie. Lassie hanging out with a street gang."

"Lassie as a pit bull."

"Oh my god, that would work."

"Wassat, girl? You say my bitch been steppin' out on me?"

"..."

"This is totally going in my blog."